if you say bless you after i sneeze i just want you to know that youre a real angel and that i love you and will protect you from bad things like teachers calling on you when youre not paying attention
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation. To unite our privates and feel sensation. To pronounce you as my one true love, and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above. *insert* *names* Team Rocket, married, committed for life! Pronounce us now, as husband and wife! Priiiiiiest! Alright!
Every morning when I get off work I drive past a street called Lois Street and it pisses me off because they had every opportunity to name it Lois Lane but did they? No. This is what’s wrong with society.